Da New Song

(Sorry, I ended up having to crash early and didn't get the song posted until now. My bad. But anyway...I was reflecting on these times of peril and strife in which we live in, and how there are those among us (such as Jerry "Boy, am I full of it" Falwell) who, with their STELLAR grasp of cause-effect relationships, have been able to weed out the root cause of it all. Morons. Ergo, this one should be taken with a massive dose of sarcasm...I'd love feedback on whether the song goes far enough to be funny, or whether I should push it even further. This is a country song, sung in a southern accent.)

"Gay Marriage" by Jeff McGinnis
(written 10/06)
The world is scary out there now
It's risky having sex or eating cow
There's twisters, earthquakes, floods and draughts
And I heard the pope is a kraut

Some folks can't even save a dime
The streets are filled with drugs and crime
And though some out there may deny
There's just one reason why…

It's 'cuz of
Gay Marriage
That's what it's all about
It's Gay Marriage
When all them folks come out
So close your mind and try to find a way to say
You wouldn't kiss a man, so why should they?

There's so much horror going on
The ozone layer is almost gone
So many people have got no home
And my rear bumper's got no chrome

Yeah, some Korea has the bomb
Don't think we won in Vietnam
The peace folks think that they can still protest
My kid saw Janet Jackson's breast

All 'cuz of
Gay Marriage
That's where the problems start
It's Gay Marriage
So keep them folks apart
The only way now to delay these times of strife
Is never to pronounce someone woman and wife

There's still folks who believe in those gun laws
And some think that there ain't no Santy Claus
Our children isn't learnin'
Not near 'nuff books are burnin'
And I believe I've pin-pointed the cause

It's 'cuz of
Gay Marriage
So here's what we should do
'Bout Gay Marriage
Just tell 'em no-can-do
And say just how there's too much now to let it be
'Cuz then we'd have to treat 'em with equality

Oh yeah, it's
Gay Marriage
I tell ya, it's a curse
It's Gay Marriage
So 'fore it gets much worse
Let's pass a law and tell 'em all that they can't wed
So why not crush on one of your own kin, instead?

It's Gay Marriage…