Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Movie Quotes Winners 2: Quote Harder!

21. “Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.” - “Dogma” - Beth

22. “Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.” - “UHF” - NO ONE

23. “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” - “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” - Steph

24. “Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night here at the stadium...free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.” - “Major League” - Lindsey

25. “OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.” - “Fargo” - Dave

26. “Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?” - “Wayne’s World” - Steph

27. “You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.” - “Groundhog Day” - Tracey

28. “What about the Twinkie?” - “Ghostbusters” - Dave

29. “Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!” - “Lilo and Stitch” - Matt

30. “Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is sh*t, but, hey, I'm in a police station.” - “The Usual Suspects” - Beth

31. “Ty Cobb wanted to play, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-b*tch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it!” - “Field of Dreams” - Lindsey

32. “No jury can declare a man guilty unless it's SURE. We nine can't understand how you three are still so sure. Maybe you can tell us.” - “12 Angry Men” - Lindsey

33. “Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes....what the hell is *that* about?” - “The Producers” - Lindsey

34. “People always say to me, 'When you get to the NBA, don't forget about me.' Well, I should've said back, 'If I don't make it to the NBA, don't *you* forget about me.’” - “Hoop Dreams” - Dave

35. “That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?!?!?” - “Army of Darkness” - Lindsey

36. “A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk.” - “Casino” - Beth

37. “'You bluffed! You had nothing! Why did I fold?!?!' 'I put the fear of me in you.’” - “Oh God, You Devil” - Patrick

38. “I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid.” - “2001: A Space Odyssey” - Lindsey

39. “'Call Debra.' 'The caterer?' 'Tell her not to open the caviar.’” - “Spider-Man 2” - Steph

40. “Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.” - “The Muppet Movie” - John

YOUR SCORECARD:
Lindsey: 14
Dave: 6
Beth: 4
Steph: 4
E. Sean: 1
Greg: 1
John: 1
Matt: 1
Natalie: 1
Patrick: 1
Tracey: 1

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