Jessica Mitolo: Bad-@ss

My dear friend Jessica has recently posted a blog entry wherein she laments how uncool she must appear to her new co-workers since she sadly has been struck with a case of pink eye.

To Jess, I only note one thing: the world's greatest wrestler, Samoa Joe, suffered a bout of pink eye earlier this year. And since, by definition, everything Joe does is bad-*ss and cool, you, too, are both bad-*ss and cool.

Jess & Joe: The single most awesome tag team to ever walk the earth. The Samoan Submission Machine and the Vile Style from Niles.

His finisher: the Muscle Buster. Your finisher: the Jessification.

His theme music: "I'm Gonna Knock You Out." Your theme music: "Let's Dance."

Face it Jess. You are now the baddest woman on the planet. All you need now is a catch phrase.

Any ideas? :)