The Other Stuff - 4-2-08

I have two for this story...
A.), because, you know, freezing the creatures to death is BY FAR the most humane treatment possible, and
B.) "Faces filled with joy and cheer / What a magical time of year / Howdy-ho, it's Weasel Stomping Daaaaaaaaay...."

Yet Another Argument Against Drug Use: Trying to hide cocaine from the cops in a BOX OF DOUGHNUTS. I mean, come on, have the narcotics so dulled your senses that you cannot recall the most basic of police jokes?

And while we're on the subject of dumb criminals, this guy gets points for taking advantage of his surroundings, but loses some in execution.

And from Dumb Criminals to Dumb Criminal-Related Businesses...really, it's the lack of imagination in the sample card quotes I find most offensive here. Just because you're appealing to a niche market means you have to be LAZY about it.

From the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" file: Declaring that getting mauled by wild animals was really no big whoop.

And, gee, when I skipped out on school as a kid, the worst *I* got was a stern look or two.

From the "Some People Really Need to Learn to Move On" file...

Although that guy certainly doesn't take his sports as seriously as this guy...maybe I've just forgotten my catechism classes, but where exactly in the bible is the "Thou Shalt Castrate Those Who Support University of Texas" passage?

You ever get the feeling that life is getting more and more like The Far Side? Well, so do I.

And somewhere, Larry Flynt is smiling.

"Well, see, WrestleMania was on, we got so teary-eyed about Ric Flair's retirement, we just lost track...don't worry, I'm sure he'll turn up SOMEWHERE..."

And finally...deep down inside, I think we all knew that Herbie really wanted to join the fuzz.