The Other Stuff - 3-21-08

And now, for something completely yadda yadda, here are the news stories you may have missed while you were busy reading up on the ones that were "important" or "actually mattered" or some ga-ga like that. I proudly present...The Other Stuff!

First, this reminder to ALWAYS check the seller feedback rating.

And this one, too, on a stroller that apparently once belonged to Maggie Simpson.

And, while we're talking about the Simpsons, if Bart can sell his SOUL, hell, why not sell everything ELSE?

And, for that special someone who has way too much money and wants to spend it on a piece of cereal vaguely shaped like a state...

And, if you know someone that just can't get enough of World Cup Fever, what better way to say I love you than...

And by the way, if they can't squat, then what the hell are they doing at the Olympics?

And now, from the "Life Imitating Art" file: Now that the Coens have won their Oscar, here's the living embodiment of "Raising Arizona."

And this word to the wise...when committing a felony, one should perhaps consider the ramifications of posting an INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO of how you committed the felony on YouTube.

And really, how many people must call the cops for stolen marijuana before people catch on to the downside of smoking it in the first place?

And, finally, isn't THIS a turnaround...usually it's the STRIPPER who has to be wary of someone shoving of a stiff object in her face. (Thank you! I'll be here all week! Two shows on Friday!)