Purely For Security Reasons, I Assure You...

Heather brought my attention to this story today....

So, our fine, fine airport security screeners can now thoroughly pat down women in the most sensitive of sensitive areas, as long as they display "irregularities in a person's natural shape and contour." My guess is that Pamela Anderson can't make it through a single checkpoint without being marked with that "SSSS" thing.

Being that Heather's interest in this case is far more personal than mine, I've invited her to write her own response to this new development in our national security policy. If/when she does, I'll be happy to share it with y'all...