A survey that's actually fun! I thought so, anyway...

From Lia's blog...

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Pay? What do you mean? If he’s got all those powers they claim he does, he can feed us both by just multiplying the dinner rolls, right?

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?
Um, my name? My name is, uh…pea…tear…griffin. Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin. Oh, cr*p.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
A state of confusion and paranoia. We’ve been there far too long.

4. You wake up AS the opposite gender - what's the one thing you wanna try?
Wearing a thong. Can it REALLY be comfortable?

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo. But only if he shoots first and never does that damn Christmas special.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Original Nintendo system.

7. Top celebrities you have crushed on?
Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke…the REAL Daisy Duke, thank you), Kate Winslet, Trish Stratus

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Dull conversation.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
The Exorcist. One of only two that have.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Stupidity is a way of life for me, I think…

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution. What's your last meal?
5 pounds of fried chicken chunks and rice, with about 2 dozen crab rangoon on the side and a big ‘ol milkshake. After that, I’d like to see them TRY to fit my fat *ss in the electric chair.

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Have sex. Sigh.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Anywhere that’ll have me.

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Be hot. I mean, flat-out do-able.

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
None, really. That’s why they’re called WILD animals.

16. A drug you'll never try?
None of ‘em. I have enough addictions in my life to deal with, I don’t need useless ones like those added on top of it.

17. If you were an animal, what would you be?
An elephant. No tusks, though. And in a zoo. I don’t need no poachers shattering my calm.

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12, who would it be?
Probably Jill Comer, but she’s already getting married, so…

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I’m not nearly as happy-go-lucky as everyone seems to think I am.

20. First celebrity crush?
Uh, we covered that. Daisy Duke, dude.

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
A water gun.

22. With whom did you share the most memorable time of your life?
There are too many. Look at my friends list…everyone on there has, to some extent, been present at some of my highest of highs or lowest of lows.

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc.)?
Waffles. By god, waffles.

24. Favorite parody movie?
Top Secret.

25. Worst way to die?
Ironically. You know, being a guy who works with electricity and being electrocuted, or being a grave digger and burying yourself, whatever. Then no one remembers you, the human being, they just remember you as a punch line.

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Sid Vicious coming off the ropes on a WCW pay-per-view and breaking his shin in half. Broken legs gross me out.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
Dislocated knee. Most painful thing I’ve ever experienced.

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Everything. It’s my favorite holiday. But I LOVE turkey.

29. Sport you hate the most?
Of the big ones? Football. I don’t really hate it or anything, but there’s WAY too much talk about WAY too little actual event for my taste.

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Anywhere my friends are. I miss you all so!

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Love.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Varies wildly. There’s really no one who I like so much I must see everything they’re in, or who has the opposite effect. I like tons of folks.

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
“These seats?” I’m in the theatre. My job is to escort you to your seat. I take some folks to them. I point at two chairs with my flashlight. I say, “These are your seats right here.” They ALWAYS respond by pointing at them and saying, “These seats?” YES. THE SEATS I JUST POINTED AT WITH MY FLASHLIGHT AND SAID THAT THEY WERE YOUR SEATS. ARRGH.

34. What makes an awesome party?
Good friends.

35. What's your material obsession?
Board games.

36. What's something most would consider an insult, but you enjoy having said about you?
I kinda like being called a geek.

37. What's something most would consider a compliment but you hate being said about you?
“You’re such a good friend.” Because that usually follows, “I could never go out with you.”

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Roasted peanuts.

39. Morning or night person?
Night, definitely. Mornings suck.

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Don’t know, won’t know.

41. Weirdest eBay purchase?
A card game based on a board game I have which no one plays.

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Another one of those great mysteries of the universe that will never go unanswered.

43. Its Saturday at 3am. Where are you?
Most likely in my room watching DVDs or sleeping.

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
So many…Steph, Abby, Heather, Laura, Laura, and when I could, J, John, Beth, Lindsey, Greg, oodles more.

45. Worst job you've ever had?
Working at Wendy’s. By default really, as I’ve only had a handful.

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
I talk really loudly when I get passionate about something.

47. Favorite cereal?
Oatmeal Crisp with raisins. Hells yeah.

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Most every book I love I read repeatedly. But most frequently? Mick Foley’s autobiography, “Have a Nice Day.”

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I’m sure I’ve done them, but none spring to mind…any suggestions?

50. Tell an interesting story about the last person to fill this out.
One day I was online with Lia. We were chatting about this and that, and at one point she was talking about how guys kinda get freaked out by how passionate she is, because they like more passive girls. I responded that guys will fall heavier for the passionate women than the passive ones. I said (something like), “It’s like a buffet. We may take bites of a bunch of different foods at first, but the meal we’ll eat for the rest of our lives is the one that really bowls us over.” She then said, “I dunno why, but that was hot.” I said, “My buffet metaphor?” She said, “Yeah.” So there you have it: Lia Metz, the only woman EVER to say that ANYTHING I did was hot. And I did it by comparing dating to a smorgasbord.