All the news that's fit to print

And now, some news stories out there that aren't airline-related tragedies:

Over here, as pointed out on Lindsey's blog, we have a school which suspends students for speaking Spanish.

To your left, we have an excellent article from the Guardian in the UK on why "The Chronicles of Narnia"'s religious propaganda may not fly in Britain.

To your right, Donald Rumsfeld makes claims that just shoot themselves down.

And just behind you, a new exhibit entitled, "Those Who See Fit to Continue Exchanging Liberty for Security."

Straight ahead, the XBox 360, which for the time being, seems to feature prettier games with weaker gameplay.

And, just to p!ss Justin off, WWE has released Tajiri.