Abby Sent Me a Questionaire, But I Refuse to Engage in Chain Mail...So Now YOU Guys Get to Read It!

1. What time is it: 11:39 p.m.

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Jeffrey Alan McGinnis

3 Nicknames: Jeff Mac, and that’s pretty much it. Creepy Carl once tried to start calling me McG, but I never even dignified that one with a response.

4. Piercings: Not a one. To quote Red Green, “Be clean and honest, be kind to your neighbor, and try to end life’s journey with the same number of holes you started with!”

5. Most recent movie you've seen in the theatre: “Shopgirl.” Very, very good.

6. Eye color: Brown.

7. Place of birth: Toledo, OH.

8. Favorite foods: Chinese, pasta, turkey, chicken

9. Ever been to Africa? Nope.

10. Ever been toilet papering? Nope, though I have been toilet papered myself. It was a rather sad attempt at it, though…they didn’t even make the trees, the paper just kinda coagulated on the lawn.

11. Ever love someone so much it makes you cry: Yes. Now ask if they loved me back.

12. Been in a car accident:? A few. Rear-ended by a cheerleader (no jokes, please) while leaving high school, ran into a tree, swerved off an icy road and into a guardrail. Damage to cars in all three, no damage to myself. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for that.

13. Croutons or bacon bits:? Bacon bits.

14. Favorite day of the week: Sunday.

15. Favorite restaurant: Chinese buffets, Ryan’s, Magic Wok

17. Favorite sport to watch: Baseball, tennis, boxing. Favorite pseudo-sport: Wrestling.

18. Favorite drink: Diet cola. Brand is insignificant, they’re all the same thing.

19. Favorite dessert: Pecan pie, the single greatest food on planet Earth.

20. Disney or Warner Brothers: Warner Brothers. Give me Bugs Bunny over Mickey Mouse any day.

21. Favorite Fast Food: Magic Wok, as stated. I am a Almond Boneless Chicken whore.

22. What color is your bedroom carpet: Brown-ish.

23. How many times did you fail your driver's test: Once. Well, the mobility part. I hate people who got it all right the first time. Grr.

24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last email: Ruthann. She can’t make it to poker. Le sigh.

25. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Well, it’s already maxed out, but if I had my druthers it’d be at Media Play.

26. What do you do most often when you are bored: Video gaming or reading.

27. Bedtime: Varies wildly, needs to be proceeded by at least a few hours of relaxation and DVD watching.

28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? No one, since it’s not being e-mailed.

29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: My guess is Jeanine would be caught dead before doing one of these things.

30. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? No one in particular, really. I like reading most of my friends’ responses.

31. Favorite TV shows: Honeymooners, Twilight Zone, Frasier, Taxi, Siskel & Ebert, Good Eats, Mythbusters, Celebrity Poker Showdown

32. Last person(s) you went to dinner with: Beth, last Monday.

33. Ford or Chevy: They’re both cars. My Ford is currently at 157,000 clicks and doing very well, though.

34. What are you listening to right now: The whirring sound of my computer’s fan.

35. What is your favorite color: Red.

36. Lake, Ocean or river? Lake. Love visiting a park with a lake every once in a while.

37. How many tattoos do you have: Not a one.

38. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Film critic, duh.

39. What job would you not like? Personal toenail clipper for Howard Hughes. The benefits may be great but the hours would suck.

40. When you get to the Pearlie Gates, What do you want God to say to you? “What the f*ck are YOU doing here?”

41. Time it took you to finish this e-mail: 23 hours and 18 minutes…I got distracted and am finishing it a day later.

42. How many people are you sending this email to: Not a single one, this baby is blog-bound!