Monday, January 31, 2005

YOUR Complete Card for the 2005 BGSU Royal Rumble

Yes, folks, the BGSU Rumble will be THIS FRIDAY at 10 p.m. (check your e-mailboxes for location and details, or if you didn't get the e-mail, lemme know and I'll re-send it to you). Unlike previous years, this year we will be having a few undercard bouts before the main event (da Rumble itself, natch), giving us a chance to show off more extensively the fighters that we've all created. And also bragging rights. Lots of bragging rights. Ergo, here is YOUR card for the 2005 BGSU Rumble:

-Superhero Showdown: The Hulk (Chris Poltrone) vs. Colossus (Ryan Halfhill) vs. Starfire (Stephanie Ruehl) vs. The Human Torch (John Serve) vs. Kato (Julio Sepulveda) vs. The Human Seat Check (Matt Hirth)

-King of Pop Culture Match: Jack Burton (Greg Baker) vs. Ash (ditto) vs. Lois Griffin (Lindsey Ruehl) vs. Hesh Hepplewhite (John Serve) vs. Adrian Monk (Matt McGinnis) vs. John "Hannibal" Smith (ditto)

-The Battle of the Bowl (a/k/a the Pond Prison Riot): Michael Jackson (Laura Butera) vs. Sarah (Laura Doe) vs. Don Vito Corleone (Jessica Mitolo) vs. Cotton Candi (Caitlin Skaff)

-Grudge Match: The Minor Miracle (Greg Baker) vs. The Voice of Reason (Ryan Halfhill)

And...the Royal Rumble itself, featuring all the above fighters (except the Miracle, whose appearance in the Grudge Match is a one-shot come out of retirement), as well as...

Agent Rayna (Stephanie Ruehl)
Agent Titus (Ryan Halfhill)
G.I.R. (Lindsey Doe)
The Goon (Kevin Duff)
Ice Princess (Anne Miller)
Justicia (Julio Sepulveda)
Leder Hosen (Dennis Chastang)
Lucius, the Eternal (J. Michael Bestul)
The Magic 8 Ball (Stephanie Ruehl)
Revancha (Andy Kemp)
Shower Boy (Heather and Diane Shannon)
Synch (James Williams)
Varien (Amanda Myers)

Now, if THAT card doesn't scream "must-see," I just don't know what does. Hope to see everyone there on Friday!

1 Comments:

At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anything with jessica mitolo had to have sucked.

 

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